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var scout1=new makeArray("Oh the Deacon went down... to the cellar to pray<BR>The lights went out... and he stayed all day",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in an old Ford car<BR>'Cos an old Ford car... won't get that far",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in a ping pong ball<BR>'Cos a ping pong ball... is much too small",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in a limousine<BR>'Cos the lord aint got... no gasoline",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in a Jumbo Jet<BR>'Cos the lord aint got... no runways yet",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in a Girl Guides arms<BR>'Cos the lord don't want... those faminine charms",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in a rocking chair<BR>'Cos the lord don't want... no rockers there",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in a wicker chair<BR>'Cos the lord dont want... no baskets there",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in a biscuit tin<BR>'Cos a biscuit tin's... got biscuits in",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in a apple tree<BR>'Cos an apple trees... got roots you see",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... on roller skates<BR>You'd slip right by... them Pearly Gates",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in your girlfriend's bra<BR>'Cos your girlfriends bra... don't stretch that far",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... on a plate of glass<BR>'Cos a plate of glass... gonna cut your leg",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... on Richard's bike<BR>'Cos you'll get halfway... then you'll have to hike",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in Mike's car<BR>'Cos Mike's car stops... at every bar",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... with a bottle of gin<BR>'Cos St Peter don't let... them spirits in",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in Ivor's pants<BR>'Cos Ivor's pants... are full of ants",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... on water skis<BR>'Cos the angels don't... like hairy knees",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... with powder and paint<BR>'Cos it makes you look... like what you ain't",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in a strapless gown<BR>'Cos a strapless gown... might fall right down",
"Oh you'll never go to heaven... in a rocking chair,<BR>‘Cause the Lord don’t allow... no lazybones there.",
"Oh you'll never go to heaven... in a [name of persons] boat.<BR>‘Cause [name of person]... won’t even float.",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in a violin<BR>'Cos the Lord don't let... no fidlers in",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... on Akela's Knee<BR>'Cos Akela's Knee's... too knobbly",
"Oh You'll never go to heaven... in the QE2<BR>'Cos the QE2... ain't got no loo.",
"Oh you’ll never go to heaven... when you die,<BR> If you don’t wear... a collar and a tie",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... in a Ford coupe, <BR>Cos the Angels drive... the Chevrolet. ",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... in dirty jeans, <BR>Cos the Lord ain’t got... no washing machines. ",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... In a Canoe, <BR>Cos you’d need to paddle... till you’re black and blue",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... on a bottle of stout, <BR>'Cos the Lord he throws... all drunkards out.",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... if you’re newly wed, <BR>'Cos the Lord ain’t got... no double bed. ",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... with a dog as a pet, <BR>'Cos the Lord ain’t got... not lamp posts yet. ",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... in a bottle of whiskey, <BR>'Cos the Lord don’t like... his angels frisky.",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... On Amazing Grace, <BR>'Cos She's destined for... The other Place.",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... in a rocket ship, <BR>'Cos a rocket ship... won't make that trip.",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... on a pair of skis, <BR>'Cos you'll slide right past... St. Peter's knees.",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... with port and cheese, <BR>'Cos the Lord prefers... chocolate brownies!",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... if you sing this song, <BR>'Cos it really does... go on too long!",
"Oh you can't chew terbaccy... on the golden shore<BR>'Cos the Lord don't have... no cuspidor",
"Oh I want to go to heaven... and I want to do it right<BR>So I'll go up to heaven... all dressed in white",
"Oh one fine day... and it won't be long<BR>You'll look for me... and I'll be gone",
"And if you get to heaven... before I do<BR>Just drill a hole... and pull me through",
"But if I get to heaven... before you do<BR>I'll drill a hole... and spit on you",
"Well if I get to heaven... before you do<BR>I'll plug that hole... with shavings and glue",
"That's all there is... there is no more<BR>St Peter said... as he shut the door",
"Oh there's one more thing... I forgot to tell<BR>If you don't go to heaven... you'll go to...hell",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... With Super Man<BR>'Cos the lord he is... a Batman fan",
"Oh You’ll never go to heaven... With a mouldy cabbage<BR>'Cos the lord don't like... no excess baggage",
"And that's the end... St. Peter said<BR>As he closed the gates... And went to bed"

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