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There was beer, beer, to bring us all good cheer
In the Quartermaster's stores", "There was cheese, cheese, rotting, stinking cheese
In the store, in the store
There was cheese, cheese, rotting, stinking cheese
In the Quartermaster's store", "There was bread, bread, heavy as lumps of lead
In the store, in the store
There was bread, bread, heavy as lumps of lead
In the Quartermaster's store", "There was whisky, whisky, the stuff that makes you frisky
In the store, in the store
There was whisky, whisky, the stuff that makes you frisky
In the Quartermaster's store", "There were socks, socks, filthy, smelly socks
In the store, in the store
There were socks, socks, filthy, smelly socks
In the Quartermaster's store", "There was rice, rice, full of bugs and lice
In the store, in the store
There was rice, rice, full of bugs and lice
In the Quartermaster's store", "There were flies,flies, eating all the pies
In the store, in the store
There were flies,flies, eating all the pies
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are rats, rats, big as alley cats.
In the store, in the store
There are rats, rats, big as alley cats
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are snakes, snakes, as long as garden rakes.
In the store, in the store
There are snakes, snakes, as long as garden rakes
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are mice, mice, running through the rice
In the store, in the store
There are mice, mice, running through the rice
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is butter, butter, running through the gutter
In the store, in the store
There is butter, butter, running through the gutter
In the Quartermaster's store", "There was gravy, gravy, enough to sink the navy
In the store, in the store
There was gravy, gravy, enough to sink the navy
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are roaches, roaches, playing with the torches
In the store, in the store
There are roaches, roaches, playing with the torches
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are fleas, fleas, eating all the peas
In the store, in the store
There are fleas, fleas, eating all the peas
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are kittens, kittens, living in the mittens
In the store, in the store
There are kittens, kittens, living in the mittens
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Beans, Beans as big as submarines
In the store, in the store
There are Beans, Beans as big as submarines
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Cakes, Cakes, that give us tummy aches.
In the store, in the store
There are Cakes, Cakes, that give us tummy aches
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Eggs, Eggs with scaly chicken legs.
In the store, in the store
There are Eggs, Eggs with scaly chicken legs
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is Lard, Lard they sell it by the yard.
In the store, in the store
There is Lard, Lard they sell it by the yard
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Bread, Bread with great big lumps like lead.
In the store, in the store
There are Bread, Bread with great big lumps like lead
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Cheese, Cheese that makes you want to sneeze.
In the store, in the store
There are Cheese, Cheese that makes you want to sneeze
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Soot, Soot they grow it by the foot.
In the store, in the store
There are Soot, Soot they grow it by the foot
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Goats, Goats eating all the oats.
In the store, in the store
There are Goats, Goats eating all the oats
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Bees, Bees with little knobbly knees.
In the store, in the store
There are Bees, Bees with little knobbly knees
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Owls, Owls shredding paper towels
In the store, in the store
There are Owls, Owls shredding paper towels
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Apes, Apes eating all the grapes.
In the store, in the store
There are Apes, Apes eating all the grapes
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Ants, Ants that get into your pants.
In the store, in the store
There are Ants, Ants that get into your pants
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Turtles, Turtles wearing rubber girdles.
In the store, in the store
There are Turtles, Turtles wearing rubber girdles
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is a Bear, a Bear with curlers in its hair.
In the store, in the store
There is a Bear, a Bear with curlers in its hair
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Buffaloes, Buffaloes with hair between their toes.
In the store, in the store
There are Buffaloes, Buffaloes with hair between their toes
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Foxes, Foxes stuffed in little boxes.
In the store, in the store
There are Foxes, Foxes stuffed in little boxes
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Coke, Coke enough to make you choke.
In the store, in the store
There are Coke, Coke enough to make you choke
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is Pepsi, Pepsi that gives you apoplexy.
In the store, in the store
There is Pepsi, Pepsi that gives you apoplexy
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Flies, Flies swarming 'round the pies.
In the store, in the store
There are Flies, Flies swarming 'round the pies
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Fishes, Fishes washing all the dishes.
In the store, in the store
There are Fishes, Fishes washing all the dishes
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Moths, Moths eating through the cloths
In the store, in the store
There are Moths, Moths eating through the cloths
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Scouts, Scouts eating Brussels sprouts.
In the store, in the store
There are Scouts, Scouts eating Brussels sprouts
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Leaders, Leaders slapping at mosquitoes
In the store, in the store
There are Leaders, Leaders slapping at mosquitoes
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Kippers, Kipper that smelt like skippers slippers
In the store, in the store
There are Kippers, Kipper that smelt like skippers slippers
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are lice, lice - living on the mice
In the store, in the store
There are lice, lice - living on the mice
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are roaches, roaches big as football coaches
In the store, in the store
There are roaches, roaches big as football coaches
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are bears, bears but no one really cares
In the store, in the store
There are bears, bears but no one really cares
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are beavers, beavers with little meat cleavers
In the store, in the store
There are beavers, beavers with little meat cleavers
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are foxes, foxes stuffed in little boxes
In the store, in the store
There are foxes, foxes stuffed in little boxes
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is Custard, Custard it tastes a bit like mustard
In the store, in the store
There is Custard, Custard it tastes a bit like mustard
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is Salami, Salami enough to drive you barmy
In the store, in the store
There is Salami, Salami enough to drive you barmy
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are flags, flags torn by mice to rags
In the store, in the store
There are flags, flags torn by mice to rags
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is Chilli, chilli fermenting in a billy
In the store, in the store
There is Chilli, chilli fermenting in a billy
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is corma, corma stinking out the corner
In the store, in the store
There is corma, corma stinking out the corner
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is a pong, pong the smell is rather wrong
In the store, in the store
There is a pong, pong the smell is rather wrong
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Stoves, Stoves drying the leaders clothes
In the store, in the store
There are Stoves Stoves drying the leaders clothes
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Lemons, Lemons stacked up to the heavens
In the store, in the store
There are Lemons, Lemons stacked up to the heavens
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is Ham, Ham avoid it if you can
In the store, in the store
There is Ham, Ham avoid it if you can
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is Turkey, Turkey we think it has the lurgey
In the store, in the store
There is Turkey Turkey we think it has the lurgey
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Sheep, Sheep trying to go to sleep
In the store, in the store
There are Sheep, Sheep trying to go to sleep
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Horses, Horses dining for three courses
In the store, in the store
There are Horses, Horses dining for three courses
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Chicks, Chicks eating all the chips
In the store, in the store
There are Chicks, Chicks eating all the chips
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is a Horse, horse swimming backstroke in the sauce
In the store, in the store
There is a Horse, horse swimming backstroke in the sauce
In the Quartermaster's store", "There is Wine, Wine from a vine that's very fine
In the store, in the store
There is Wine, Wine from a vine that's very fine
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Birds, Birds feeding on the herbs
In the store, in the store
There are Birds, Birds feeding on the herbs
In the Quartermaster's store", "There are Spiders Spiders doing breast stroke in the cider
In the store, in the store
There are Spiders Spiders doing breast stroke in the cider
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